Hello! I have been listening to the best comedian ever aside from Pablo Fransisco, Dane Cook. And heres a skit I LOVE!

Where the guy sneezes. And the light hit his face in a certain way, DEBRIS came out! A lot of stuff! Like when you use windex and put it on mist mode. Aside from lazer mode, who uses that?! Unless your trying to make a sniper shot. "I got a stain about 8 clicks. Lets try this!" *SHOOOT* "Negative. I missed the target." *SHOOT* "Got it. Let's go home boys" I gotta tell you, when you use the windex bottle, NEVER put that halfway. Make sure its lined up. Im serious. DONT DO THAT. Bad things happen to good people. I know someones going to go home and go like "Heh wonder what happens. I got to try this!" and do it. YOU KNOW WHAT?! What if a ghost comes out of it when you do that! "AHAHHAHAHA HE TOLD YOU NOT TO HAHAHAHA I AM WINDEXTOR HAHAHA I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOOOOUL AHAHHAHA." He sneezed. Debris. Movement.


That is the BEST clip from The Sneezing Atheist.